You know that dream where you think you’re opening up a regular old issue of Time Out New York when actually there’s a pop quiz inside that you totally weren’t prepared for? The pressure is somethin’ fierce, the clock is ticking, your armpits begin to moisten and then, suddenly, you realize just how dire the situation is—your New Yorkocity is on the line. You’re quizzed on history, what the city’s hipsters are listening to, Woody Allen movies, restaurant specialties, your neighbors, buildings around town and so, so much more. This ain’t no amateur Sudoku either—this stuff is tricky. And dammit, where are your No. 2 pencils, and why didn’t anyone tell you this was happening? This is just like that, only it’s not a dream. Enjoy!

• Take the interactive version of the quiz and see how you rate.
• View the questions and answers at the same time.