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Published on 1/7/09
Published on 1/6/09
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 | Flesh direct: Screw Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. We asked real TONY readers to get naked—and then had them art-direct their photo shoots. Here’s what they thought would turn you on. |
 | Naked poll (women): TONY readers want to strip for you. Read their stories, and vote on whom you want to see in her birthday suit. |
 | Naked poll (men): Choose which of these male TONY readers you'd like to see bearing it all. |
 | Musée d’Horné: To kick off our second annual Horny issue, we dared five local artists to create works that’d really turn us on, and then asked seven NYC sexperts to gauge the pieces’ effectiveness. Scandalous! |
 | Talking dirty: What gets New Yorkers hard and wet? TONY set up an “Are You Horny?” booth on St. Marks Place and quizzed locals on their kinkiest predilections. |
 | Multiple playas: Truth or Dare is more than a game—it’s a rite of passage for horny Americans. But will New Yorkers take us up on the thrills of consensual humiliation? |
 | Come outside and lay: Whether you’re a doer or a watcher, New York is a public-sex wonderland—you just have to know where to look. |
 | Horny teen years, revisited: Do the movies that turned us on as curious youths still rev us up as adults? Six TONY staffers revisit the flicks that rocked their pubescent worlds years ago. |
 | Naked New Yorker photo shoot: Janie Martinez, a dancer with the Big Moves group, takes it all off in a city taxi. |
 | How about a quickie?: We challenged local erotica writers (plus a few folks in decidedly nonerotic professions) to turn us on in ten words or fewer. Or in haiku form. Or senryu. Whatever, we’re easy. |
 | What turns New Yorkers on?: As spring fever sets in, we hit the streets to find out what heats our fellow residents up. |
 | The vixen debate, Phoebe Cates versus Shannon Tweed: Two horny staffers remember powerful seductresses from their formative years, and seek to defend their ladies', um, reputations. |
 | Guess the fake (male) orgasm: Five TONY gentlemen faked their "O" routines in the playlist below. Can you guess which is which? |
 | Guess the fake (female) orgasm: Can you match these TONY ladies with their sounds of feigning ecstasy? |
Read our first-ever Horny Issue from 2007.
Or maybe you're too horny. We'll let the pros help you with that.
Horny
Tue, May 27, 08, at 4:44pm
I'm assuming Lauren is not horny. Gloria may be horny... anyone else horny?
Lauren
Fri, May 09, 08, at 1:45pm
You know, I think I am in the demographic that this is supposed to appeal to, but I really just want to see listings and articles about NY. Not porn. Thanks.
Lauren
Fri, May 09, 08, at 1:44pm
I'm sorry, I am sure I am the demographic that this whole horny issue is supposed to appeal to (being a 25 year old New York City residing woman), but I mean really come on.
Gloria
Wed, May 07, 08, at 10:44pm
My darling christ, that cover girl is hot!
